NO BUT YOU ALL NEED TO UNDERSTAND HOW FUNNY THIS IS THEYRE LITERALLY FILLING A ROBOT WITH BULLETS, LIKE BULLETS THAT YOU FIRE FROM A GUN. NOW NORMALLY FIRING A GUN TRIGGERS THE BULLET TO EXPLODE CREATING A PRESSURE THAT CAUSES THE TIP OF THE BULLET TO BE FORCED OUT OF THE BARREL AT A HIGH SPEED.
WHaT CAVE JOHNSON’S TURRET’S DO IS LOAD A TON OF FUCKING BULLETS INTO THE CASE OF THE SENTRY LIKE IT”S A GODDAMN GUMBALL MACHINE AND THEN USE A FUcKIN SPRING LOADED PISTON TO FIRE IT THAT IS SO UNNECESSARY AND INEFFECTIVE LIKE NO WONDER CHELL CAN RESIST SO MANY BULLETS THE LIKELIHOOD ITD CAUSE ANYTHING MORE THAN A BAD BRUISE IS LIKE ONE IN A HUNDRED
ah yes, my ride is here.
Welcome to Night Vale is like those tumblr posts where there’s a picture of something horrible and everyone is commenting on the mundane details. Like the one of Barbie with a bathtub full of Barbie parts and everyone complains she left blood on the floor and didn’t wash her hands.
That is Nightvale.
That’s the whole show.
This’ll be difficult…
I don’t want to “tag” ten people… So if you feel up to saying 5 nice things about yourself, do it. It’s a good exercise.
did anyone else have trouble waterbending last night?
I think I was able to make my aunt’s dogs dance in circles for a brief time… Unless that’s a trick she taught them? Can you teach three dogs to dance in unison?
whenever I see someone wearing a “cool story babe now make me a sandwich” shirt
who keeps clogging the toilet
so my mum told me that as a kid she would peel an apple and throw the peel over her shoulder, and the peel would take the shape of the first letter of her future spouse. naturally, i decided to do it and
i’m fucking crying
it says ‘no.’
it literally says NO.
oh my god