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portalgifs:

NO BUT YOU ALL NEED TO UNDERSTAND HOW FUNNY THIS IS THEYRE LITERALLY FILLING A ROBOT WITH BULLETS, LIKE BULLETS THAT YOU FIRE FROM A GUN. NOW NORMALLY FIRING A GUN TRIGGERS THE BULLET TO EXPLODE CREATING A PRESSURE THAT CAUSES THE TIP OF THE BULLET TO BE FORCED OUT OF THE BARREL AT A HIGH SPEED. 

WHaT CAVE JOHNSON’S TURRET’S DO IS LOAD A TON OF FUCKING BULLETS INTO THE CASE OF THE SENTRY LIKE IT”S A GODDAMN GUMBALL MACHINE AND THEN USE A FUcKIN SPRING LOADED PISTON TO FIRE IT THAT IS SO UNNECESSARY AND INEFFECTIVE LIKE NO WONDER CHELL CAN RESIST SO MANY BULLETS THE LIKELIHOOD ITD CAUSE ANYTHING MORE THAN A BAD BRUISE IS LIKE ONE IN A HUNDRED

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vantasticmess:

Welcome to Night Vale is like those tumblr posts where there’s a picture of something horrible and everyone is commenting on the mundane details.  Like the one of Barbie with a bathtub full of Barbie parts and everyone complains she left blood on the floor and didn’t wash her hands.

That is Nightvale.

That’s the whole show.

#barbie what are you doing #don’t just leave your towels on the floor like that #why you’re almost as bad as that stEVE CARLSBERG

deafenedbysquees asked:

Once you get this, you have to say five nice things about yourself publicly, then send it to ten of your favorite followers!

This’ll be difficult…

  1. I’m artistic
  2. I’ve been told that I have a nice voice
  3. I guess people like my company?
  4. I’m good with animals
  5. I’m an Ally and Feminist

I don’t want to “tag” ten people… So if you feel up to saying 5 nice things about yourself, do it. It’s a good exercise.

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