Dear Political Jerk Offs Who Flood My Mailbox and Televison,
I do not give a flying fuck about what you say about the other person. If all you’ve paid for and shit for me to see is about the other person, I am going to assume that you have no good qualities. At all. If you spend your money on smearing your opponent, I will know that you are a worthless piece of shit who deserves nothing from me. How about instead of talking shit, you grow the fuck up and do something better with the money, like donate it to hospitals, schools, and research for diseases? How about, instead of wasting my fucking time, you help the fucking People instead of the Corporate Sleaze-bags buying your soul? It doesn’t matter what you ‘have’ on your opponent(s). If you are the one paying to talk about their ‘downfalls’ and ‘shortcomings’ I’m not going to listen. I don’t want to hear about what you have to say about them. If I’m going to listen to you, I want to hear about what the hell you plan to do to fix what is broken. If you would rather perpetuate fucking bullshit, I’m going to remember your name and be sure to never vote for it.
You remember that, Assholes. Because your shit is making me gag when you fling it into my damned living room.
A Very Disappointed American
PS - You should be fucking ashamed of yourselves.